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Norty Norty Joke

7 • Day 482, 07:50 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

Yeah,so I guess I'll give this a shot too,since everyone is so big on it.


One day,while sailing on a yacht, Jizzie, Kiwifire and Rico Suave ran into quite a storm which obviously wrecked the damn yacht(and what a ship it used … read more »

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OI!Recruitment and an update on the Paratroopers[Edited-Response to Mr. Banko]

16 • Day 479, 05:42 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

So there are going to be two separate parts to this article(which I hope won't be as long as I feel it will).
First I'll be giving all our paratroopers an update on the current situation.I'll pat their backs say what a wonderful job they've been

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Engels:A Farewell

24 • Day 476, 11:02 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

I'm not in the habit of writing an article/day,there are two equally important reasons for this.First,I'm lazy; second,I only write when I have something (un)serious to say.Today is different.A lot of things are different today.One of the things

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Saving Private What's-His-Name

13 • Day 475, 12:28 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

Settle down boys and girls,settle down.No one needs saving,'cept for Keegan maybe,but we'll get to that later.I'm betting I've got you a bit confused,so I'll clear the air for you.I am,if you will, your new Field Commander of the Paratroopers and

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Public Apology

18 • Day 470, 05:54 • Published in South Africa South Africa •

Boys and girls,I have sinned and I feel the need to confess my sins to you.I think I have been overly biased during the last few articles I wrote and it's time to set the record straight.

First of all,I'd like to apologize to the people who have

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