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We Are Sorry UK

39 Ziua 1,000, 19:57 Publicat în United Kingdom United Kingdom

Dearest UK Citizens:


The current eCanadian President has become addicted to pressing big red buttons.

When we try to make him stop pressing the button, we get a response that includes the words “big balls” and “I have”

Despite

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Learn How to Use a Hospital!

2 Ziua 999, 12:35 Publicat în USA USA

There once was a time where you would fight wherever you wanted and then clicked a button and voila! You were healed back up to your 90+ wellness so you could continue on with your life and avoid from being fired.

Unfortunately it doesn’t quite

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Don't Understand Hospitals?

23 Ziua 998, 19:40 Publicat în Canada Canada

For the past week or so, I, along with many other eCanadians, have been sitting on irc for hours on end while doing all we can to crush the British. Although at first many couldn’t seem to grasp how certain parts of the new Military Module works,

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Will You Be Hungry Enough?

7 Ziua 998, 09:33 Publicat în Canada Canada

Are you hungry? Really hungry? Are you hungry enough to possibly consume upwards of 100 pieces of food in a day?



Make

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North America: The New Weapon of Mass Destruction

23 Ziua 996, 19:50 Publicat în Canada Canada


There was once a time where great armies ruled this e-world. There was once a time where the most powerful tanks could be the downfall of an entire region. Not anymore it isn’t. What is the new secret weapon?

Timezones!

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