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We Are Sorry UK

Day 1,000, 19:57 • Published in United Kingdom Canada

• by Armour144

Dearest UK Citizens:

The current eCanadian President has become addicted to pressing big red buttons.

When we try to make him stop pressing the button, we get a response that includes the words “big balls” and “I have”

Despite desperate pleas he continues to attack your regions.

We’re sorry for taking Scotland.
We’re sorry for taking Northern Ireland.
We’re sorry for taking North East of England.
We’re sorry for taking Vestlandet.
We’re sorry for taking Trondelag.
We’re sorry for taking Yorkshire and Humberland.
We’re sorry for taking East Midlands.
We're sorry for taking Wales
We're sorry for taking East of England

We hope you don’t hate us too much. 🙂

Sincerely,
Armour144

Comments

Lan MacNess Day 1,000, 20:01

But the big red button has EASY written on it!

Zerrec Lazin Day 1,000, 20:03

Press IT! Press it! Press it again!

TemujinBC Day 1,000, 20:03

We now refer to it as "Acacia'ing the button".

WE'RE SO SORRY UK

Crock Crosby Day 1,000, 20:04

I'd hate to be a big red buton with Canada's President around

Custo7 Day 1,000, 20:04

:>

Sorry UK

ECanada Wins :>

Mary Chan Day 1,000, 20:04

We're considering setting up an intervention for our president for pressing teh buttons.

00AngryMobMan00 Day 1,000, 20:05

Woot! Woot! \o/

Máedóc Day 1,000, 20:06

if you know a good interventionist please let us know

Sideswipe Day 1,000, 20:10

Running out of useless regions!

KOSOVA Batoa Day 1,000, 20:11

Acacia even pressed my button <_<

BelatedDeath Day 1,000, 20:13

Presses red button "That was easy" o7

Tyler Jenkins Day 1,000, 20:17

For the record...I'm not sorry.

Acacia Mason Day 1,000, 20:24

must...press...the...button...for...London!

JeepAmerica Day 1,000, 20:28

OH GOD THE BUTTON ARE SO TEMPTING

Roger Griswald Day 1,000, 20:31

\o/

Chucky Norris Day 1,000, 20:32

I almost felt sorry, then I looked back... and not!

Spencer Magee Day 1,000, 20:34

He can press my buttons any day

St Laurent Day 1,000, 20:40

Am I sorry? I don't think so! 😉

termz Day 1,000, 20:46

❤ uk, sorry for pwning you 😉.

mikeofi4 Day 1,000, 22:58

v+s
can we borrow your president for a day or 2?

Skillz88 Day 1,000, 23:40

I'm so proud of you guyz, finally living out of America's eternal shadow and making decisions yourself. OH WAI-

HaydnMH Day 1,001, 01:38

Commiting attacks when we're all asleep not exactly an honorable way to win is it?

Blandman Day 1,001, 02:21

At first I thought this was something important. Then I realised it was just Canada, and promptly ignored it.

Kalimbo Day 1,001, 02:41

Blandman, I LoLed

Jazzaa Day 1,001, 02:55

Canada, try attacking us when we are awake, then we'll whip your colonial asses back to where you came from.

Seymour Hancock Day 1,001, 03:28

mythical eCanadians... none on the battlefields when we're awake... no matter, we'll elect someone with a big red button attached to his forehead who has converted to Islam... then watch your collective asses, 'cos we'll be blowing you away 🙂