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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1679)

5 • Day 1,679, 15:19 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me!

Probably because of all the iPads I've won.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1678)

8 • Day 1,678, 15:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Apparently Jimmy Carr is going to be starring in a new reality drama about people who are questionably rich...

It's called 'Jersey Off-Shore'.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1677)

2 • Day 1,677, 16:08 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes Pete."

I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1676)

6 • Day 1,676, 15:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Apologies for the interruption in normal service. (I was trying to prove to Kurgan that I really deserved an Assistant Minister of Silence position...)

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1673)

9 • Day 1,673, 13:06 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Do you reckon items in China have "Made around the corner" stamped on them?

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