Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1679)
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John Gormley
I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me!
Probably because of all the iPads I've won.
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John Gormley
I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me!
Probably because of all the iPads I've won.
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lmao Gormley is so gullible..
What about all the insurance deals in your area? Get those?
You're certain it's not because of your enlarged penis?
or your stockpile of viagra and the money you reclaimed from your PPI on that loan you don't have!