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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1672)

7 • Day 1,672, 14:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The only team ever to let in more goals than Ireland at a European championships were Yugoslavia, and look what happened to them.
They were so shit that they ceased to exist.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1671)

5 • Day 1,671, 14:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've got a job looking after a small group of daft, stupid lions.

It's really hard work and I don't know if I'm really cut out for it. I'd quit if it wasn't for my foolish pride.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1670)

3 • Day 1,670, 17:16 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Prince Charles has been made a Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet and Marshal of the Royal Air Force, in the honours list by his mum.

My mum made me a jumper.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1669)

4 • Day 1,669, 16:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went into the kitchen this morning and said to the wife,"Is that coffee I smell?"

She said,"It is and you do."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1668)

4 • Day 1,668, 16:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was on the train earlier when I accidently walked in on a girl using the bathroom.

I quickly apologised and closed the door.

"Can you get the fuck out?" she said.

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