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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1684)

6 • Day 1,684, 16:13 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hate people who use metaphors that are physically impossible.

They make my blood boil.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1683)

4 • Day 1,683, 13:12 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My friend came up to me the other day and sai😛
"Hey man, I just came up with this awesome new joke! Wanna hear it?"

I then reply,"Yeah, go for it!"

"Alright, so I'm gonna tell you this really ironic joke. What's a 3 legged donkey called? A

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1682)

3 • Day 1,682, 15:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"I found a monkey in my back garden," I said to my mate.

"Wow!" he replied, "Why don't you take it to the zoo?"

I said, "I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today we're going to the cinema."

[img]http://funniespet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/[/img]

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1681)

5 • Day 1,681, 15:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I love the look on people's faces, standing soaked in the rain at the bus stop as I drive past.

It's partly why I became a bus driver.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1680)

5 • Day 1,680, 13:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I just finished my degree in Aerodynamics

Those chocolate bars take far more effort to make than people think.

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