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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1676)

Day 1,676, 15:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

Apologies for the interruption in normal service. (I was trying to prove to Kurgan that I really deserved an Assistant Minister of Silence position...)

I was sitting in my car outside my ex-girlfriends house, when she approached me and said, "Everyday for the past week, I've noticed you sitting here, are you fucking stalking me or something?"

"Don't fucking flatter yourself," I replied, "I've been using your internet connection."