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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1689)

4 • Day 1,689, 12:14 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

"Next time don't eat the candles."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1688)

5 • Day 1,688, 13:24 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went for an eye test today.

After the optician had finished I said, "Well what's the verdict gorgeous? Do I need glasses?"

"I would definitely say so," he replied.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1687)

5 • Day 1,687, 15:10 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was on the bus today when an inspector got on and said to me,"Ticket please!"

Not one to make him feel embarrassed, I leant over and whispered,"You have to buy them off the driver, mate."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1686)

7 • Day 1,686, 16:13 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've never believed in horses.

I'm a neightheist.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1685)

6 • Day 1,685, 14:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I created an account for the website 'Alzheimers.com'

Every time I login I click "Remember me", but it never does.

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