Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1689)
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John Gormley
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
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John Gormley
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
Comments
Quick get the fire extinguisher.
hahaha hilarious!!!
Hey John Gormley. 😉