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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1694)

3 • Day 1,694, 11:08 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My girlfriend texted me earlier,"Why don't you ever put an x at the end of your texts?"

I replied,"Sorry babe. Michelle."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1693)

2 • Day 1,693, 16:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I just caught the ferry!

I don't know if that makes me the best or worst fisherman in the world.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1692)

4 • Day 1,692, 16:24 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I used to pull girls in short skirts, loads of make-up and high heels.

Now I just wear jeans, shirt and trainers.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1691)

3 • Day 1,691, 17:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1690)

7 • Day 1,690, 13:31 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I just saw a poster on a tree saying: "This is a photograph of our dog which is missing. If found please call us"

So I phoned them up and said,"I've just found the photograph of your dog."

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