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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1698)

4 • Day 1,698, 16:41 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I have invented chicken-proof grass.

It's impeccable

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1697)

9 • Day 1,697, 16:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A Policeman pulled me over on the motorway.

He came to the window and said, "Papers," so I replied, "Scissors, I win," and drove off.

He must want a rematch, because he's been chasing me for fucking miles now.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1696)

5 • Day 1,696, 12:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I bought a frozen pizza the other day and it said on the box, "Cook for between 20 and 22 minutes."

Now, I'm not a genius, but isn't that 21 minutes?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1695)

3 • Day 1,695, 14:32 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughter's hamster is in serious trouble."

"Hamster?" she laughed. "That's a snake."

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Our Friend Yddub

49 • Day 1,694, 17:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Yddub Emwolb!
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