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USWP Endorses Wild Owl for President

5 • Day 3,272, 07:56 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


The United States Workers Party has a long and storied history of supporting extremely qualified candidates to serve as a steady hand over our nation’s affairs, month after … read more »

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USWP for Congress: Working for You

6 • Day 3,260, 21:10 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


The story of the eUSA is one of the most fascinating and wonderful stories ever written in this game. So great are the strides that have been made in this nation over the years. … read more »

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[Derp4USWP] A Worker's Party

11 • Day 3,250, 01:43 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



A Party to represent the working people.
A Party to serve the everyday person; the average player.
A Party that works for the workers.

That’s what the USWP is.

The United States Workers … read more »

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Emergent and Ready Talent

23 • Day 3,175, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



About two years ago, this past March, the Black Sheep Party lept onto the scene of major American politics, following the merger of the Liberty Advancement Party and We The People into the … read more »

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[Derp4CP] The End of the Road

26 • Day 3,148, 22:58 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Dearest Americans,

While I had a few more articles essentially in-development, it appears as though I do not need them any longer. Come last night, it became clear to me how the leadership of … read more »