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PSA to Kanada

19 • Day 3,131, 12:25 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Dearest Kanadians. It appears as though you still have not learned anything. So, to help out, we down here in the friendly United States have created a nice little PSA for your viewing
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THE GREAT WALL

30 • Day 3,128, 18:21 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Recently, Kanada reminded us down south it actually exists in some way. I had long thought it was a figment of my imagination. Perhaps, a snowy dream, lost to time.

First, you got some kind of … read more »

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Canada Must Die.

42 • Day 3,124, 15:53 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Today, the ninth day of June,
unknown ages from the time when the sands evolved without time and space
and formed Dio of Pakistan in all His purity.

Several thousand days after “Za
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[Derp4CP] Building a Competitive Economy

19 • Day 3,114, 06:47 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Music available upon clicking the image

Here in the United States, we’ve had a bevy of talent that has built a … read more »

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[Derp4CP] Make America Derpy Again

12 • Day 3,111, 17:28 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Mood music if you click the pic.

Dearest Americans, I come to you today, bearing news of great joy!

I am … read more »