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[Derp] Horse PotUS: Season 2

10 • Day 3,388, 11:27 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Airing only on eRepublik, March 6th, at 00:00, it's HORSE PotUS!

Renewed for a second season, Horse PotUS is looking to expand on what has been a successful first season. With … read more »

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[PotUS] DERP-O! Win Prizes Inside!

32 • Day 3,378, 13:59 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Citizens! Come one! Come All!

Step right up and receive a ticket to play the newest game in town!

DERP-O!

So, what exactly is DERP-O???


[img]http://abload.de/img/[/img] … read more »

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[PotUS] Reform, War, Community

14 • Day 3,372, 17:20 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Citizens,

The glorious work of this administration has begun.

The first thing we’ve done is introduced the repeal and … read more »

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President-Elect: Statement on Election Night Results

29 • Day 3,366, 11:34 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Sorry for the wait. Complicated business, let me tell you.

I received a gracious message from Ilene, last night, congratulating me and my team for our victory.

Both candidates, Senry and Ilene, were … read more »

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[Derp4PotUS] Cabinet and Communication

12 • Day 3,362, 19:19 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



You may have been wondering to yourself, “Where the hell is Derphoof?! Why haven’t I seen his cabinet?!”

Well, inquisitive citizen, I had a couple of snafus with … read more »