Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

[Derp4CP] Building a Narrative

16 • Day 3,146, 19:51 • Published in USA • Political debates and analysis

One of the most important jobs a president has is to communicate with the people he has been tasked with leading. If you elect someone, you expect to hear something from them about what they’re … read more »

[Derp4CP] Managing Greatness

20 • Day 3,146, 04:45 • Published in USA • Political debates and analysis

Any good president knows to surround himself with capable people to execute the agenda he or she sets forth for the month. Although a president can try to force his will without consultation, … read more »

[Derp4CP] The Russian Relationship

26 • Day 3,145, 10:10 • Published in USA • Political debates and analysis

Over my time in eRepublik, I’ve held many positions in this game. I outlined them in my attempt to run for president last month. Out of all of the things I’ve done, my favorite position has been … read more »

[Derp4CP] Yui Foreshadows His Own Defeat?!

13 • Day 3,141, 12:05 • Published in USA • Political debates and analysis

Today, Yui decided to release an article, stating his intention to run for PotUS again, seeking reelection. … read more »

[Derp4CP] Return to the Sand

36 • Day 3,140, 11:45 • Published in USA • Political debates and analysis

Dio is the greatest, Dio is the greatest.
I bear witness that there is no God but Dio.
I bear witness that Falcon is the Prophet