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[Derp4PotUS] Building Up our Military Units

23 • Day 3,357, 18:31 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



In August of this past year, Congress voted to defund the United States Armed Forces. It is now a privately run MU. This leaves us without a government-run military … read more »

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[Derp4PotUS] Willingness

16 • Day 3,355, 17:06 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Earlier this month, I wrote an article about the resilience of the American people. We’ve been through various hardships, and come out the other side fairly well. … read more »

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American Resilience: A Living Community

26 • Day 3,331, 16:27 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Mood Music

The swift red flesh, a winter king—
Who squired the glacier woman
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ReBroification.exe

28 • Day 3,330, 13:32 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Canada.

Oh Canada, my sweet, sweet winter child.

We used to be a cute thing. We used to hang out a lot go out on nice dates abroad, stood up for each other in … read more »

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#2017: It's Gunna Get Nasty

43 • Day 3,327, 10:59 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


I hear this is the cool new thing? This what the kids like?
Mood Music

/me blows the dust off … read more »