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IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE!!!

7 • Day 255, 14:05 • Published in South Africa

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Yes my fellow eSouth Africans, Deus Ex is finally back from Indonesian occupation! No more sleepless nights for any of you!

After being basically run out of town by a lynch mob I've returned to help our glorious nation rebuild after this brutal