The NEW eSA Onion - newspaper of Deus Ex

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Deus Ex is Like.....

36 • Day 306, 11:54 • Published in South Africa

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Deus Ex is Like....

Life or Death,
Half Man Half Amazing!

[a url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQHHdrzU4P0]The Pharaoh Nas[/a] … read more »

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The Croats are like...

16 • Day 305, 20:08 • Published in South Africa

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Now that the Scrotes have pissed me off even more than the Japs at this point it's about time for my paper to shift gears and start picking on them instead. So, similar to the Jap Haiku we did a while back, this is a game called "Croats are Like..."

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Tears of Evangeline, Tears of South Africa

11 • Day 304, 18:09 • Published in South Africa

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I want to begin my speech today with a poem. If you are not a student of American classical literature this is one that's probably unfamiliar to you but it is regarded as possibly one of the best literary works of the modern age. It is the poem

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From Babylon to Zion: The Glorious Struggle

15 • Day 300, 21:04 • Published in South Africa

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From Babylon to Zion: The Glorious Struggle

“He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels (

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Mmabatho Gifts

18 • Day 282, 11:13 • Published in South Africa

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Being a poor man with a measly salary of 1.5 ZAR per day I don't have a lot of money. Still, it is my duty as mayor of Mmabatho to make sure my constituents have good wellness and I do want to keep a nice Gift Exchange program going. I've already