IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE!!!

Day 255, 14:05 Published in South Africa South Africa by Deus Ex

Yes my fellow eSouth Africans, Deus Ex is finally back from Indonesian occupation! No more sleepless nights for any of you!

After being basically run out of town by a lynch mob I've returned to help our glorious nation rebuild after this brutal war and to assist in any way I can. Irreverent articles, endless complaining, and that classic Deus Ex wit you've all come to love (or something like it).

So, after paying an exorbitant 16.50 IDR for a moving ticket I'm happy to be back in my native land. And I'm sure you're all just thrilled...

VOTE HULL FOR PRESIDENT!

Because we need a real leader.