The Croats are like...
Day 305, 20:08
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Published in South Africa 
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by Deus Ex
Now that the Scrotes have pissed me off even more than the Japs at this point it's about time for my paper to shift gears and start picking on them instead. So, similar to the Jap Haiku we did a while back, this is a game called "Croats are Like..." where we think up colorful explanations for what Croats are like. For example,
Croats are like Hand Banana. All they understand is simple terms like Ball....and Good....and Rape....
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Scrotes are like springs: the more you try to push them out of South Africa, the harder they bounce back... that is until you nuke \'em.
Scrotes are like handguns: keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Croats are like Nazis.
Yup.
Scrote women are like train tracks: everyone\'s had a ride.
lmao estenan
Croats are like a deformed parrot. They try to repeat things over and over again without thinking about it, but they just can\'t grasp proper vocabulary no matter how hard they try.
LOL @ Ryan and Esteban
The Non-Serious American Girl Teenager Idiot One (imagine it with that voice): Croatians, are, like, sooooo stupid.
The One That\'s Better (me): Croats are like a... dangit all the good ones got taken. 🙁
(Whoo, I just thought of one.)
Croats are like francium (look it up, element Fr of the periodic table, the last period in the main block- not the lanthanides- first group)- they always react with water. Aww, too bad...
Croats are like the protists- nobody knows what to do with them so they get dumped there.
Croats are like....people who are able to burn your asses now.
\"Scrote women are like train tracks: everyone\'s had a ride.\"
On your mum everyone has ride too, but i don\'t write about that on articles.
croats are not LIKe ther r gonna burn ur asses.... we WILL burn ur asses!
Or shold I say, we R burning your asses!
Djub you flirt! Tee Hee!
Scrotes are like feces. It feels good when they are expelled, but their stench lingers on.
Scrotes are like Mussolini: Fascists who put themselves in a position to dictate over a nation, but will get hung from a rope and paraded through the streets in the end.