The NEW eSA Onion - newspaper of Deus Ex

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Vote Deus Ex for President of South Africa

11 • Day 380, 22:52 • Published in South Africa

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We have come full circle. For the first time since I've been in South Africa (born and raised here!) we are finally in an election cycle that has no immediate possibility of being over run by multies or a foreign power. It has been a hard struggle

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Initiative of Deus Ex and the Black Lion Front

17 • Day 379, 20:38 • Published in South Africa

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The Top Priorities of the BLF

1. Food

Food prices are astronomical. While some of this is certainly a natural adjustment of the economy and it's inflation, a lot of this is just simple price gouging. Q3 food is being sold for 10+ ZAR? Q4 for

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Presidential Impeachment

19 • Day 372, 03:47 • Published in South Africa

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The South African Independence League won a sweeping majority in Congress. Croatia (supposedly) is coming soon. What is left of our dear country is finally within our grasp and can be under native control again soon.

Join me in voting for the

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Attention: South African Voters

15 • Day 371, 02:45 • Published in South Africa

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Attention Loyal South African Voters:The following congressional candidates need your votes! If you are able to, please vote for these people:

Pierric Bross

Bross is the only candidate of the South African Independence League that

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Patriotic Defiance

5 • Day 365, 22:35 • Published in South Africa

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbvNrfYFxfw
Video is courtesy of Brendan Austerion

My apologies to the croations, there is no translation available.

The time for defiance and revolution is now, my friends and fellow South Africans. Zocky and … read more »