The Muckraker - newspaper of Hari Michaelson

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Join The Goddamned National Guard

11 • Day 477, 08:33 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter From The Editor---

Frustration has set it.

It was shouted from every shoutbox, printed in papers including my own:

"FIGHT FOR THE RESISTANCE!"

We shouted, desperate to come out of this war with something that … read more »

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ATLANTIS Demands Money, An American Responds

35 • Day 475, 20:53 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter From The Editor---

In case you haven't heard, go here and see ATLANTIS' official demand for American gol😛

[url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-atlantis-india-israel-greece-usa-penalty-and-current-war-situation--750824/1/ … read more »

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Hari Michaelson's Status

21 • Day 473, 01:53 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter From The Editor---

I currently cannot feel my face and/or my tongue. Yes, I'm pretty smashed right now, and you have no idea how hard it has been for me to write this article without gramatical/spelling errors.

- Editor-on-the- … read more »

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Exlcusive Interview!

6 • Day 471, 19:34 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter From The Editor---

Article spam FTW.

- Editor-on-the-Edge
Hari Michaelson
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In case you haven’t noticed the pair of cold, dead eyes staring at you as you go about your daily two-clicking, Plato has come to assist the … read more »

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Welcome [Your Name Here]!

8 • Day 471, 17:06 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter From The Editor---

I haven't put up any good articles lately. I can feel my place in the national rankings eroding beneath me.

Action must be taken.

- Editor-on-the-Edge
Lieutenant Hari Michaelson
Commanding Officer
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