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Day 473, 01:53 Published in USA USA by Hari Michaelson
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I currently cannot feel my face and/or my tongue. Yes, I'm pretty smashed right now, and you have no idea how hard it has been for me to write this article without gramatical/spelling errors.

- Editor-on-the-Edge
Hari Michaelson
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To give you something beyong my current level of drunken-ness (is that a word?), I would like to call attention to the article published by our eRomanian friends (I believe it has been deleted as I cannot find it at the moment) which consistedd of a piss and moan fest about how the eUS has not exhausted its treasury and military in the support of eRomania's fight with eIndonesia.

While I know that we have had 1st Armored Brigade/USMC members moved to assist eRomania, the writer of the article seemed to think that wasn't enough. No, because we are "allies", apparently the eRomaians who agreed with the writer seemed to think that we were obligated to send every available citizen to aid them in their fight with eIndonesia. What was wonderful about this article was how quickly it divulged into personal attacks on eAmericans, including the claim made by one eRomanian that we were not sending every citizen to their aid because they did not "tell [eAmericans] that [eRomania] had great KFC and McDonald's".

You know, I've been pretty critical of ATLANTIS lately. And while I'm willing to accept the idea that they're organizing a more unified and strictly enforced coalition, the statements made by eRomanians in regard to eAmericans has left me doubting the ability of ATLANTIS to deal with the over-inflated God-complex that seems to be a part of eRomanian foriegn policy.

Maybe I'm just too drunk to make any sort of analysis on this level.
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The Muckraker: You have no idea how hard it was to write this correctly.