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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1703)

4 • Day 1,703, 12:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bear Grylls's wife has put him on a diet.

Halfway through his meal she flushes the toilet.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1702)

4 • Day 1,702, 14:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I seen a blonde women carrying a large sack through town today. Overcome with curiosity, I asked the blonde what was in the sack.

"Kittens!" she said.

"I've always wanted a kitten. If I can guess how many are in the bag will you give me one of

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1701)

5 • Day 1,701, 14:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My time machine and I go way back

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1700)

5 • Day 1,700, 14:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Sorry, but I've run out of jokes.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1699)

1 • Day 1,699, 15:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Geoff Shreeves to Amir Khan:
"You are aware, Amir, that no-one will want to fight you ever again, cos your crap??"

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