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[PotUS] Pacifica Triumphs

38 • Day 3,442, 16:19 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Americans,

This has been quite a month for both our nation and our alliance. Our nation has seen it’s first high-risk, offensive conflict in a long time. Just as well, our alliance has come together … read more »

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[PotUS] So Much Winning, Folks

26 • Day 3,437, 22:43 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Dearest Americans,

This has been an extremely successful and fun week for the United States, and the citizens that make up our great nation. We have seen a successful airstrike, epic battles, the … read more »

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[PotUS] Smooth Landing

21 • Day 3,433, 15:48 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis




Americans,

Yesterday was a tense and action-packed day for our nation, like we haven’t experienced in a long time. I woke up at 7am CST, with my laptop open and a whole day of battle-watching ahead … read more »

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[CP-USA] THANK YOU, SERBIA!

56 • Day 3,433, 14:47 • Published in Serbia Serbia • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis


Yesterday, when the United States attacked Ukraine, we had support from many of our MPP allies. I expected … read more »

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[PotUS] Operation: U-Who?

66 • Day 3,430, 22:04 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Thanks for the name, Arrden 😘

The Borderlands.

The Frontier.

Little Russia.

That blob of resources between Russia and Romania.

Whatever you’d like to call it, the … read more »