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Minister of Entertainment - Run?

1 • 2,333 jour, 23:53 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says,

"It's my husband, you have to leave!"

The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and

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Minister of Entertainment - Memory

4 • 2,331 jour, 03:17 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.
He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back.

"Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying

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Minister of Entertainment - Two of them

0 • 2,326 jour, 23:57 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:

"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best

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Minister of Entertainment - Out of soap

4 • 2,322 jour, 23:03 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she … en savoir plus »

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Minister of Entertainment - Traffic sign

2 • 2,320 jour, 03:12 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
"You are approaching the Russian border".