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Minister of Entertainment - Hoshimota

3 • 2,373 jour, 00:59 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of

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Minister of Entertainment - Sport and work

4 • 2,371 jour, 23:32 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is

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Minister of Entertainment - What Not to Say in the Workplace

7 • 2,369 jour, 04:21 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

I´ll try being nicer if you´ll try being smarter

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don´t care

I´m not being rude. You´re just insignificant

I might look like I´m doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I´m really quite busy

I

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Minister of Entertainment - You Can't Stop The Voodoo

3 • 2,366 jour, 00:29 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone. So to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence.

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Minister of Entertainment - How Many Women

3 • 2,357 jour, 06:30 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".