Poor news - newspaper of Cemba

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Minister of Entertain ment - Relationship

1 • 2,304 jour, 00:03 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning

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Minister of Entertainment - Potential & Reality

1 • 2,298 jour, 23:32 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford

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Minister of Entertainment - Pressing Against

0 • 2,298 jour, 05:25 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."

The priest asks, "What do you mean 'almost'?"

"Well, we got undressed and pressed together, but then I stopped."

The priest replies, "Pressing

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Minister of Entertainment - Are you Christian or...

1 • 2,298 jour, 01:03 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He

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Minister of Entertainment - Reading the newspaper

2 • 2,297 jour, 23:55 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.