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Minister of Entertainment - Girls night out

3 • 2,355 jour, 05:23 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them … en savoir plus »

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Minister of Entertainment - Space For Rent

4 • 2,353 jour, 03:07 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend

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Minister of Entertainment - The Buffolo Theory, of Beer

2 • 2,349 jour, 15:30 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a

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Minister of Entertainment - Garden

4 • 2,347 jour, 14:49 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "

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Minister of Entertainment - Menu

3 • 2,336 jour, 03:23 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet and asks the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes, I am” she said

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