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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1651)
I was smashing a very realistic pinata blindfolded today.
It cracked open and there was blood and guts everywhere.
I then realised I was in the wrong garden.
Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1650)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of
Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1649)
As I was passing by today, I saw a woman not far from where I was. She waved at me, but I couldn't make out if she was someone I knew, so I simply smiled and waved back.
Now she waved with two arms. I assumed something was wrong with her so I just
Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1648)
Just bought some transparent paint called 'Fuckall'.
It does exactly what it says on the tin.