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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1649)

Day 1,649, 16:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

As I was passing by today, I saw a woman not far from where I was. She waved at me, but I couldn't make out if she was someone I knew, so I simply smiled and waved back.
Now she waved with two arms. I assumed something was wrong with her so I just offered her another wave and carried on my business.
Now she began shouting at me, still waving with both arms. It was at this point that I snapped, and lost my patience.

So I turned round my helicopter and never flew back to that island.