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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1657)

5 • Day 1,657, 16:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'd hate to be a dragon.

I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1656)

3 • Day 1,656, 16:41 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

People are a lot like bananas.

Most of them are yellow.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1655)

5 • Day 1,655, 17:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Jumping through an open window feet first can be a pane in the arse.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1654)

7 • Day 1,654, 17:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Earlier on, my wife was leaving the house for a night out with her work-friends, but when I saw what she was wearing I had to to stop them:

"You!!! Fucking get back here...... they're my hotpants!!!"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1653)

4 • Day 1,653, 17:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My gym instructor pointed at fifteen heavy dumbbells and told me I had to lift them all over the next quarter of an hour.

Weight a minute...

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