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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1662)

4 • Day 1,662, 15:54 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Tomorrow, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy is.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1661)

5 • Day 1,661, 13:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

"Thought you said it was going to rain today!" my wife shouts.

"That's what I heard."

"Well, what the fuck is that?" she said pointing up at the sun.

"Your finger." I replied.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1660)

2 • Day 1,660, 12:36 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Andy Murray has a new phone number 6-3 6-2 6-1, but don't bother phoning...

He's out.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1659)

2 • Day 1,659, 11:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My wife left me because of my constant name dropping.

Like David Beckham told me she would.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1658)

3 • Day 1,658, 13:12 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'm sick of defending my son every time someone calls him a freak.

He needs to learn how to stand on his own three feet.

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