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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1702)

Day 1,702, 14:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

I seen a blonde women carrying a large sack through town today. Overcome with curiosity, I asked the blonde what was in the sack.

"Kittens!" she said.

"I've always wanted a kitten. If I can guess how many are in the bag will you give me one of them?" I asked excitedly.

"If you can guess how many kittens are in this sack, I'll give you both of them." The blonde replied.