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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1717)

3 • Day 1,717, 11:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My best friend would have been competing in the Olympic games but he tested positive for two types of steroids and a synthetic growth hormone.

It's his own fault really, I did tell him to stop eating burgers from McDonald's.

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What Does the Scouter Say About John Gormley's Strength Level?

7 • Day 1,717, 07:48 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

What? 9000?! There's no way that could be right...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1716)

9 • Day 1,716, 14:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man is walking along the beach when he finds a decrepit old lamp lying on the ground. Thinking it might be worth something, he picks it up, rubs the dirt off it, and lo and behold- a genie pops out!

The genie says to him: I will grant you three

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1715)

5 • Day 1,715, 16:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'm not one to brag, but I could have been in this year's Olympics.

If they had an event where you fall over things without spilling your beer.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1714)

4 • Day 1,714, 12:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A couple of lads tried to get into my car last night so I attacked them with a baseball bat.

I'm not cut out to be a taxi driver.

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