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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1728)

3 • Day 1,728, 16:02 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Water Polo: One shark away from being the greatest sport on the planet!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1726)

5 • Day 1,726, 16:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I bought my son a car for his 17th birthday.

"Now who's a tight bastard?" I smiled.

"You," he replied, tossing it into the corner of his bedroom.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1725)

5 • Day 1,725, 16:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I got very drunk last night and told my father-in-law that I wanted to divorce his daughter.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" he asked.

"No," I replied, "The truth is I just don't fancy her anymore. Are you angry?"

"Angry?" he shouted, looking

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1724)

7 • Day 1,724, 16:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I phoned the local radio station today. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."

"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1723)

8 • Day 1,723, 15:54 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've just turned 17, and I'm already working for a multi-billion dollar company!

I'm lovin' it...

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