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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1717)

Day 1,717, 11:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

My best friend would have been competing in the Olympic games but he tested positive for two types of steroids and a synthetic growth hormone.

It's his own fault really, I did tell him to stop eating burgers from McDonald's.