Ambient on/off
Ireland

The Green Shoots

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

The weed is mightier than the sword.

19

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1722)

7 • Day 1,722, 11:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why did everyone throw hot bread at the newlywed couple?

A guest proposed a toast.

… read more »

15

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1721)

1 • Day 1,721, 15:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I can't believe how much my local golf club charge for an early evening round.

It's twilight robbery.

… read more »

17

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1720)

3 • Day 1,720, 17:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Boy: I really like someone
Girl: Aww who?
Boy: You might know her, she looks like you and you've known her all your life
Girl: Is it me?
Boy: No, your sister!

… read more »

19

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1719)

5 • Day 1,719, 16:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

When I was younger I used to pick my nose then eat it.

Which explains why I don't have a nose anymore.

… read more »

19

Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1718)

5 • Day 1,718, 11:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Just been announced that Gary Lineker will commentate on the speed walking in the Olympics as he likes Walkers.

[img]http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/393/?sURL=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/News/TKM/walkers-gary-lineker-175.[/img]

… read more »