Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1526)
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent!
Three engineers are sitting in a bar, discussing the human body.
The first, a mechanical engineer, says "God was a mechanical engineer - note the perfect machinery and clockwork precision of an athlete running".
The second, an electrical engineer,
One fine, brisk autumn day, a family of tomatoes was taking a walk: a father, a mother, and an adorable son, their only child. The son, through no fault of his own, was naturally smaller than his parents, and so continually fell behind. But the
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A duck and a chicken were at the side of the road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said "Dont do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: Three - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.