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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1526)

9 Day 1,526, 15:18 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1525)

8 Day 1,525, 13:26 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Three engineers are sitting in a bar, discussing the human body.
The first, a mechanical engineer, says "God was a mechanical engineer - note the perfect machinery and clockwork precision of an athlete running".
The second, an electrical engineer,

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1524)

6 Day 1,524, 15:12 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

One fine, brisk autumn day, a family of tomatoes was taking a walk: a father, a mother, and an adorable son, their only child. The son, through no fault of his own, was naturally smaller than his parents, and so continually fell behind. But the

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1523)

14 Day 1,523, 16:32 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A duck and a chicken were at the side of the road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said "Dont do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1522)

6 Day 1,522, 12:08 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

A: Three - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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