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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1536)

3 • Day 1,536, 12:02 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bob is unemployed and applies for a job as a janitor at Microsoft. A manager at Human Resources interviews him in detail then asks him to wipe a few floors as a test.

"OK," says the interviewer, "you're hired. Just give me your e-mail address

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Daily (Extremely) Terrible Joke (Day 1535)

4 • Day 1,535, 16:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

How do groundhogs smell?

With their noses

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1534)

9 • Day 1,534, 14:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


My mate told me he has sex, on average, just over three times a week.

We think he's pisexual.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1533)

7 • Day 1,533, 09:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I saw a bloke get beaten up in a nightclub last night.

I walked up to the attacker and said, "What was that for?"

"He pinched my girlfriends arse" he replied.

"Ah right" I said, "I would've done the same thing."

"Would ya?" he asked.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1532)

3 • Day 1,532, 12:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.

"Can I come in?" a male voice asks.

"Who is it?" the woman asks.

"It is the blind man" says the voice on the other side of the door.

The woman

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