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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1531)

3 • Day 1,531, 14:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Someone stole my coffee cup from work on Friday.

Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1530)

8 • Day 1,530, 15:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1529)

8 • Day 1,529, 13:07 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side team has been reveale😛
Sim Pul Twat
Won Lim Gon
Won Kee Eye
Fu Kin Mong
Andy Carroll

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1528)

10 • Day 1,528, 15:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Our next door neighbours went mental when they found me and the wife at it like rabbits in their garden.

"Get your own carrots you thieving twats!" they shouted!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1527)

19 • Day 1,527, 15:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A Nun And Two Monks:

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there.

Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

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