The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1517)

9 • Day 1,517, 16:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1516)

11 • Day 1,516, 15:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Saint Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1515)

5 • Day 1,515, 12:56 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

Paddy was shagging a pair of twins, John asks Paddy how do you tell them apart?
Paddy replied, "easy... Shirley's got blonde hair and Derek's got a cock!"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1514)

10 • Day 1,514, 15:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Social interactions and entertainment

So Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger decide to make a movie about classical musicians. But they all had to pick a part so Sly goes first and says he wants to be Handel because that's his favorite, Jackie goes next and says

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