The Daily Bad Joke - newspaper of Yuri Gershwitz

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE

10 • Day 706, 18:21 • Published in Indonesia

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Dark humor.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A golf club.

Dark vote.

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE

13 • Day 705, 07:01 • Published in Indonesia

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I've got a buncha subscribers! Neat!

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to buy a new fence.

Vote!!!!!!

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE AGAIN!

14 • Day 704, 11:26 • Published in Indonesia

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I can't see how many subscribers I have so if somebody could tell me in the comments it'd be nice.

Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!

Vote!

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE

10 • Day 703, 13:46 • Published in Indonesia

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Yesterday I wrote an invisible joke and I think it's unfunny enough to count as a bad joke.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.

B-A-D S-O V-O-T-E! And subscribe or whatev'.

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN

10 • Day 701, 12:37 • Published in Indonesia

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Hey sup dudes and dudettes! Here is a joke made out of words.

What do you call a dead magician's assistant?
An abracadaver.

Here we go again.

Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze.