The Daily Bad Joke - newspaper of Yuri Gershwitz

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN

9 • Day 700, 14:15 • Published in Indonesia

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Let's go for a bad joke.

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.

V to the OTE mo'fo'!

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN

16 • Day 699, 13:36 • Published in Indonesia

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Hello! Here is a joke :

"Write 55."
"How?"
"Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!"
He writes 5 and stops.
"What are you waiting for?"
"I don't know which side to write the other 5!"

It was bad so you HAVE TO VOTE!

140

#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN

23 • Day 698, 07:36 • Published in Indonesia

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Joke.

What happened to the man who lost the whole left side of his body?
He is all right now.

Vote.
EDIT : Thanks to detective grammar, he corrected a mistake in

89

#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN

12 • Day 697, 08:39 • Published in Indonesia

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Guess what : I have a joke for you.

"Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
"Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

Vote or vote.

103

#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND WHATEVER COMES AFTER THIRTEEN

18 • Day 696, 08:23 • Published in Indonesia

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a bad joke!

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the