The Daily Bad Joke - newspaper of Yuri Gershwitz

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOUR

17 • Day 717, 14:03 • Published in Indonesia

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I didn't skip a day, but you lived the same day twice.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO

14 • Day 715, 13:23 • Published in Indonesia

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Sup.

Why is a room full of married people empty?
There isn't a single person in it.

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE

11 • Day 714, 12:52 • Published in Indonesia

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I guess nobody noticed that the "Vote!" part of my last article was representing the Fibonacci sequence.

What do massage therapists eat for dinner?

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY

14 • Day 713, 12:55 • Published in Indonesia

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130 is a funny number.

"Would you like me to make you a hot dog?"
"Yes, please."
"Poof! You're a hot dog!"

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#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE

15 • Day 712, 07:34 • Published in Indonesia

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A joke from one of my oldest subscribers, Popelus. Thanks dude!

What are the cows doing in the cinema?
They are watching moo-vies.

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EDIT : Link corrected.