#Joke ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT
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What do you have if a clairvoyant midget escapes from prison?
A small medium at large.
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What do you have if a clairvoyant midget escapes from prison?
A small medium at large.
Have a good day and vote!
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"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Huh?"
"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."
Vote! I would.
Hello.
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog. A building can't jump.
Goodbye.
Vote.
How about two jokes.
Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?
To see how long he slept.
Next.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
You
I'm tired of all this.
Why is a bad joke like a poor pencil?
Because it has no point.
Vote or I die.