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178

Uncle Pennybags Needs You!

21 • Day 945, 18:56 • Published in USA USA •

So, the other day I was talking with some kongressmen, and we concluded that it would be a great idea for kongress to begin spending some time thinking about ways to fund-raise without raising taxes.

Clearly, the combined brainpower of such a

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332

OH GOD I LOVE CANADA SO MUCH

68 • Day 944, 19:13 • Published in Canada Canada •

I know you guys have had a rough couple of weeks, so I just wanted to stop by and remind you how much us Americans love you.

I did a scientific poll regarding the things America loves, and check out the results:

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172

Love Is In The Air

32 • Day 943, 19:19 • Published in USA USA •

Tonight, instead of my nightly report, I come to you not as the president...but as the man who officiated an eWedding!

Now, normally I wouldn't care, and would instead lol at how lame eWeddings are, but for [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/

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A Presidential Announcement Discussing Identity Theft

41 • Day 942, 15:03 • Published in USA USA •

Today's nightly address is going to be devoted to the very serious topic of identity theft.

Unfortunately, as in all situations there are people who will take advantage of you, your account, and your belonging to pursue a goal. I'm going to

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247

LionKing, Blockers, Hacky Sack, and Dolphins

21 • Day 941, 21:02 • Published in USA USA •

LionKing:

WOW!

Well, we lost. It was kinda disappointing but our military guys put up one fight to remember, with some estimates for damage done approaching 3 million … read more »