Cogito - lastni častni pho3nix

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Everyone just fucking chill!

57 • Dan 648, 19:36 • Objavljen vDenmark Denmark

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First of all, I don't recognize the eDenmark that I moved into or the one that I met in Copenhagen. We were the cool kids in that park - not the dicks calling each other dicks. Shape up gang! I don't like this one bit!

I have two years worth of

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Bury the war axe - for eDenmark!

8 • Dan 643, 12:55 • Objavljen vDenmark Denmark

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My fellow danes.

Tomorrow we go for elections one more. We haven't had too many elections, since our independence was snatched from us in a bold yet futile attempt to have some fun with eSweden. We now know that they have no humor.

I would

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11

Time for a steal

3 • Dan 637, 18:59 • Objavljen vDenmark Denmark

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Since the last election, the Webeurian Bureaucracy Party lost a lot of it's top names. We're currently missing the religious/caffeine addicted alfred temple, our old PP HrBjorn and the old yank/Rhianna fan Dale Marks (umbrella, get it?). It's a

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A final statement

8 • Dan 634, 18:20 • Objavljen vDenmark Denmark

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Alright, this is the final argument I will make in this whole "you're a liar and a hipocrite" thing. I don't expect all of you to accept this reasoning, but please - just look at (1) the figgures and (2) the words used.

1. The figgures.

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13

Danish reseach disapears

2 • Dan 633, 03:38 • Objavljen vDenmark Denmark

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Day 633 of the New World, Copenhagen, Kingdom of eDenmark.

People took to the streets today, in question of the disapearance of the lastest piece of work consituted by the Danish Research Center. Rumors about the recently uncovered findings say

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