Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,056
I once met a cannibal who only ate gay people.
He was a fruitarian.
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I once met a cannibal who only ate gay people.
He was a fruitarian.
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A man offered to sell me a tortoise, but when he told me the price I said, "I'm not shelling out that much!"
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For my next party trick,I have to fill up a five litre container with my own piss.
To be honest,I don't think I have it in me.
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I've finally managed to finish my book on clocks and watches...
It's about time!
Edward Snowden is now a stateless man having to live in an airport terminal.
Well, look on the bright side. He might meet Tom Hanks.
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